WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

10. Application, 11. Rust, 12. Microcode changes, 13. Industrial cooling system, 14. Gaming, 15. Technology, 16. Hardware, 17. Overclocking, 18. Benchmarking, 19. Tech support, 2. 10 core, 20. Innovation, 3. Faster, 4. 3D cache, 5. Latency, 6. AMD, 7. Memory controllers, 8. Productivity, 9. Performance, CPU, damn, Difficult, smp, WhatTheCraft

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Falling into the Void:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Enchantments Applied:	77
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2434

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	169	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Crops Grown:	9332
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Players Killed by Monsters:	7681
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ores Mined:	5133	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	236190
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!