WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

10. Application, 11. Rust, 12. Microcode changes, 13. Industrial cooling system, 14. Gaming, 15. Technology, 16. Hardware, 17. Overclocking, 18. Benchmarking, 19. Tech support, 2. 10 core, 20. Innovation, 3. Faster, 4. 3D cache, 5. Latency, 6. AMD, 7. Memory controllers, 8. Productivity, 9. Performance, CPU, damn, Difficult, smp, WhatTheCraft

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8393	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	1194	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Mines Excavated:	2604	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	New Chunks Explored:	184844
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1163
Meteorites Collected:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Void Gems Collected:	40

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Towns Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	208	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
New Chunks Explored:	165954	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.