WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

10. Application, 11. Rust, 12. Microcode changes, 13. Industrial cooling system, 14. Gaming, 15. Technology, 16. Hardware, 17. Overclocking, 18. Benchmarking, 19. Tech support, 2. 10 core, 20. Innovation, 3. Faster, 4. 3D cache, 5. Latency, 6. AMD, 7. Memory controllers, 8. Productivity, 9. Performance, CPU, damn, Difficult, smp, WhatTheCraft

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Villages Defended:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Animals Bred:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Animals Bred:	49	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Villages Defended:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dragons Tamed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	921746	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchantments Applied:	294	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.