WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

10. Application, 11. Rust, 12. Microcode changes, 13. Industrial cooling system, 14. Gaming, 15. Technology, 16. Hardware, 17. Overclocking, 18. Benchmarking, 19. Tech support, 2. 10 core, 20. Innovation, 3. Faster, 4. 3D cache, 5. Latency, 6. AMD, 7. Memory controllers, 8. Productivity, 9. Performance, CPU, damn, Difficult, smp, WhatTheCraft

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Divine Spears Created:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	108
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Towns Built:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Magic Items Found:	1257
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7594
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Emeralds Found:	9214	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4719	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ores Mined:	4859	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Crops Grown:	4519
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Crops Grown:	1597	Potions Brewed:	55

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!