WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

10. Application, 11. Rust, 12. Microcode changes, 13. Industrial cooling system, 14. Gaming, 15. Technology, 16. Hardware, 17. Overclocking, 18. Benchmarking, 19. Tech support, 2. 10 core, 20. Innovation, 3. Faster, 4. 3D cache, 5. Latency, 6. AMD, 7. Memory controllers, 8. Productivity, 9. Performance, CPU, damn, Difficult, smp, WhatTheCraft

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magic Items Found:	3891

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	128	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Potions Brewed:	171	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3863	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crops Grown:	7796
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Falling into the Void:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mines Excavated:	1715

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Star Shards Collected:	107	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2738

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Ores Mined:	8831	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	274	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Emeralds Found:	3023
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.