WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

10. Application, 11. Rust, 12. Microcode changes, 13. Industrial cooling system, 14. Gaming, 15. Technology, 16. Hardware, 17. Overclocking, 18. Benchmarking, 19. Tech support, 2. 10 core, 20. Innovation, 3. Faster, 4. 3D cache, 5. Latency, 6. AMD, 7. Memory controllers, 8. Productivity, 9. Performance, CPU, damn, Difficult, smp, WhatTheCraft

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Emeralds Found:	9047
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Buildings Constructed:	36	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5942	Epic Quests Completed:	19
New Chunks Explored:	424056	Farms Harvested:	928
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4390	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Crops Grown:	4086

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	65	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Animals Bred:	30	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	31
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mines Excavated:	1884

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.