WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

10. Application, 11. Rust, 12. Microcode changes, 13. Industrial cooling system, 14. Gaming, 15. Technology, 16. Hardware, 17. Overclocking, 18. Benchmarking, 19. Tech support, 2. 10 core, 20. Innovation, 3. Faster, 4. 3D cache, 5. Latency, 6. AMD, 7. Memory controllers, 8. Productivity, 9. Performance, CPU, damn, Difficult, smp, WhatTheCraft

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	New Chunks Explored:	230820

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Potions Brewed:	76	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Star Shards Collected:	87	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2632

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Crops Grown:	7152
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ores Mined:	7024
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Mines Excavated:	3595	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	188

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!