WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

10. Application, 11. Rust, 12. Microcode changes, 13. Industrial cooling system, 14. Gaming, 15. Technology, 16. Hardware, 17. Overclocking, 18. Benchmarking, 19. Tech support, 2. 10 core, 20. Innovation, 3. Faster, 4. 3D cache, 5. Latency, 6. AMD, 7. Memory controllers, 8. Productivity, 9. Performance, CPU, damn, Difficult, smp, WhatTheCraft

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	61	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5367	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Love Letters Sent:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	173
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchantments Applied:	218	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Potions Brewed:	197	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	972	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!