WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

10. Application, 11. Rust, 12. Microcode changes, 13. Industrial cooling system, 14. Gaming, 15. Technology, 16. Hardware, 17. Overclocking, 18. Benchmarking, 19. Tech support, 2. 10 core, 20. Innovation, 3. Faster, 4. 3D cache, 5. Latency, 6. AMD, 7. Memory controllers, 8. Productivity, 9. Performance, CPU, damn, Difficult, smp, WhatTheCraft

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Potions Brewed:	121

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Towns Built:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Void Armor Forged:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	4789

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Enchantments Applied:	288
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	1025
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.