WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

10. Application, 11. Rust, 12. Microcode changes, 13. Industrial cooling system, 14. Gaming, 15. Technology, 16. Hardware, 17. Overclocking, 18. Benchmarking, 19. Tech support, 2. 10 core, 20. Innovation, 3. Faster, 4. 3D cache, 5. Latency, 6. AMD, 7. Memory controllers, 8. Productivity, 9. Performance, CPU, damn, Difficult, smp, WhatTheCraft

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crops Grown:	9302	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Star Shards Collected:	86
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	180	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Potions Brewed:	53
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7338
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Emeralds Found:	8651	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Farms Harvested:	934
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	98	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Farms Harvested:	354

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Void Armor Forged:	28
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Void Gems Collected:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.