WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

10. Application, 11. Rust, 12. Microcode changes, 13. Industrial cooling system, 14. Gaming, 15. Technology, 16. Hardware, 17. Overclocking, 18. Benchmarking, 19. Tech support, 2. 10 core, 20. Innovation, 3. Faster, 4. 3D cache, 5. Latency, 6. AMD, 7. Memory controllers, 8. Productivity, 9. Performance, CPU, damn, Difficult, smp, WhatTheCraft

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	50
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Crops Grown:	4439	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Villages Defended:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Emeralds Found:	1750	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Ores Mined:	2309	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mines Excavated:	2273
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Magic Items Found:	7982	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Crops Grown:	3967	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Divine Spears Created:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.