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MineHonkai: Star Rail LOLz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve been sucked into the digital realm like Tron.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world so vast, you’ll need an Ender Pearl just to get around. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds deeper than your ex’s love for you, and fight off mobs so fierce, they make the Wither look like a cute little bunny.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine can’t get in. We’ve got custom events that will blow your mind, like a PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (Disclaimer: diamond sword may not actually exist in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Just don’t blame us if you lose track of time and forget to eat, sleep, or do anything else in the real world. It’s all part of the Minecraft magic, baby!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

LazyLlama’s 4chanDoomScrolling Bedrock Adventure

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Are you tired of being a couch potato and wasting away in bed all day? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the depths of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and wild antics that will have you laughing until you cry!

Forget about 4chan and YouTube, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring mysterious lands to even think about doomscrolling. Plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your boring old routine. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with both KINO anime and the most disgusting no shower weeb shit! From epic adventures to softcore hentai, there’s something for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! We also offer the unique opportunity to coom like never before while watching Sword Art Online and discovering just how terrible it really is. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a cute fairy shortstack along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a shower when you can have a virtual waifu instead? Don’t blame Biden for your lack of a cute waifu – blame yourself for not joining our server sooner!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

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Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Truth Bombs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb…literally! Join us and witness the epicness of our international truth nukes, where every block you break reveals a shocking truth about the world. Want to know if aliens really exist? Just mine some diamond ore and find out! But be warned, the truth can be explosive! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of uncovering secrets and blowing minds. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where legends are made and dreams come true! They call him Mr. Untouchable because he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (with explosions). Our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hidden in the Nether – rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers who moonwalk while attacking, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legend of Mr. Untouchable! Just be sure to watch out for those hugging creepers…

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crops Grown:	9899	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	351
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

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Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the skills of a Street Fighter pro! Our server is filled with high level replays and frame data to help you dominate the competition. And if you need a break from Minecraft, hop on Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter II and Alpha 3.

But that’s not all! We even have Daigo drills for your warm-up routine, because who doesn’t want to channel their inner esports legend while playing Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate fusion of Minecraft and Street Fighter madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!

Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.

And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.

So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Star Shards Collected:	144	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where physics and computer science collide in the most epic way possible. Want to build a working roller coaster powered by redstone? Done. How about creating a gravity-defying castle that floats in the sky? Easy peasy.

With a Physics degree, you can bend the laws of nature to your will and create mind-blowing structures that will leave your fellow players in awe. But wait, there’s more! With a CS degree, you can hack into the game and create glitches that will confuse and amaze everyone around you.

So why choose between a Physics or CS degree when you can have both on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)

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Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for on our server, we bring those dead series back to life! Ever wanted to see a crossover between Spongebob Squarepants and Game of Thrones? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the epic battles between Patrick Star and the White Walkers, or build your own Bikini Bottom castle fit for a king (or a sponge)! Don’t miss out on the chance to revive your favorite shows in the most unexpected ways on our server. Join now and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Buildings Constructed:	27
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Dimension Hops:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Lost in Blocks: Where Misfits Find Their Minecraft Family

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Are you tired of feeling like you don’t belong anywhere? Do you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a place where you can truly be yourself? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become part of our wacky family of misfits and outcasts. We don’t care about your past or your social status, all we care about is having a good time and building epic creations together.

Forget about your boring college life and electrical engineering woes, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be. Want to be a wizard who builds giant castles out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to be a pirate who sails the seven seas in search of treasure? The ocean is your playground!

Don’t waste another minute feeling alone and out of place. Join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your true family among our crazy bunch of gamers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9620

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens have laser eyes, and the creepers break dance before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons have dance-offs to see who can bust the best moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s taken up knitting as a hobby and is now creating fashionable scarves for all the players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Convicts: If the Pickaxe Fits, Mine it!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit! If you’ve ever had trouble finding gloves that fit just right, then this is the server for you. Our custom glove-fitting plugin ensures that your virtual hands will always be snug and cozy.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of rare, diamond-encrusted gloves. Rumor has it that wearing one of these gloves will give you special powers in the game, like the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs or turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take part in our weekly Glove Olympics, where players compete in wacky glove-themed challenges like glove juggling and glove painting. The winner gets a lifetime supply of gloves in every color of the rainbow!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit and the fun never ends. Remember, if glove don’t fit, you must not quit – join us today and experience the glove-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Crops Grown:	8846