What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	26	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dimension Hops:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CzechBox

PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	1476
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

We are fresh, we are new, we are friendly & peaceful! Welcome to Zero-Bit! We offer: ► Ranks, Crates, Voting rewards & Vote Party giveaways! ►Survival with plugins high in demand ►Skyblock with many plugins ► Dungeons ► Mini Games (cause why not) … and more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Potions Brewed:	91	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	161
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Enchantments Applied:	213	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3815

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	1745
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Badcraft is a Java & Bedrock vanilla anarchy Minecraft server, designed to give players the purest Minecraft experience, just as the creators envisioned, free from hacks, cheats, and exploits. It ensures no modifications that alter gameplay, no teleporting, no map resets, no designated player homes, and no preset economy. All decisions are in the hands of our players. Griefing and raiding are allowed, and there are no mechanisms to prevent them. This world is truly your sandbox!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Zombie Dances:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Star Shards Collected:	95	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Magic Items Found:	5767	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.