Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Emeralds Found: 7521
Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Mines Excavated: 3650

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server

    Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server
    Are you a Canadian who loves butter chicken and maple syrup equally? Do you feel a deep connection to both Tim Hortons and Bollywood movies? Then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic battles against creepers and zombies while waving your Canadian flag proudly. Our server is filled with igloos, hockey rinks, and poutine stands for your building pleasure. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Trudeau himself logs on to play every night! So come join us and show the world that Indian Canadians are the most patriotic Canadians around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Crops Grown: 1710
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Late for Minecraft SMP

    Late for Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for Season 3, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the alliances are shakier than a Jenga tower after a few too many drinks.

    Forget about those other servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together. On our server, it’s every player for themselves. Betray your friends, steal their diamonds, and watch the chaos unfold as friendships crumble and rivalries ignite.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the ultimate prize?

    So why wait? Join us for Season 3 and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures and crazy shenanigans await you on our server? It’s never too late to join the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Alien Abductions: 0
    Chimeras Created: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server

    The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Shrek is not just a movie, it’s a way of life! Join us on this magical journey through the swamps of Far Far Away, where you can build your own onion-shaped house and hang out with all your favorite fairytale creatures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Calliope Mori, the ultimate Shrek savant. She will guide you through the land of ogres and donkeys, teaching you the ways of the swamp and how to live your best Shrek life.

    If you’re not convinced yet, let me tell you about the time we had a Shrek-themed dance party in the enchanted forest. Donkey was busting out some sick moves, Fiona was twirling in her ballgown, and even Lord Farquaad showed up to break it down. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the fun too!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and get ready for a Shrektastic adventure like no other. Don’t miss out on all the ogre-sized fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Buildings Constructed: 24
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

    The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

    Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Crafty Humans Minecraft Server

    Crafty Humans Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary adventures that await you on this server.

    Once upon a time, a group of human men stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world filled with blocky wonders. They quickly realized that this world was filled with dangerous creatures, treacherous terrain, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! On this server, you will have the chance to team up with other human men to conquer dungeons, build magnificent structures, and battle against the evil forces that threaten to destroy this blocky paradise.

    Join us now and become a part of the epic saga of the human men! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!

    MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where we take pumpkin harvesting to a whole new level! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Legend has it that the pumpkins in our world are actually magical and grant wishes to those who harvest them. One player even claimed that after harvesting a pumpkin, they were granted the ability to fly like a chicken for a whole day! And don’t even get me started on the player who found a pumpkin that turned into a diamond sword when they picked it up. True story, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Legendary Llama of Luck. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Some players swear that after taming a Legendary Llama, they found diamonds in every block they mined. Insane, right?

    So come join us on our pumpkin-filled, luck-enhancing, diamond-sword-giving Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and magical encounters await you in our world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Gods Slained: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Chimeras Created: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Buildings Constructed: 36

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
    Tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Join our server where every conservative player has a non-white wife! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is so diverse and inclusive that even the mobs are starting to date outside their species. Plus, our non-white wives have special powers that can help you mine diamonds faster and build epic structures in record time. So come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the block!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP

    Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a magical unicorn mount!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • with AuVan

    with AuVan

    Welcome To AuVanilla. (Dedicated Server 24/7 W/Active Owner)

    If You Prefer A More PVE Orientated Gameplay We Still Encourage You To Join And Put Your Base Hiding & Building Skills To The Test.

    Rules Of The Server Are Simple:

    Be A Respectful Human And Treat Fellow Server Players With Respect. Refrain From Racism, Hate Speech, Soliciting And Cheating.

    Anything Goes On This Server. (Within Boundaries) This is Survival.

    Have fun , Team Up Or Go Alone , You Decide.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Epic Shields Constructed: 29
    Runes Activated: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • All The Mods 10

    All The Mods 10

    some servers have items bannned but not this one and plus ive changed some of the configs so u start off with 3 homes and theres a shop at spawn its custom

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Dimension Hops: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 New Chunks Explored: 480577
    Potions Brewed: 37 Cursed Lands Purified: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • BlockParty – Minecraft Server

    BlockParty – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom mods and plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Trade with them at your own risk, because they are known to be ruthless negotiators.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always beware of the llamas. They’re watching.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 7879
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP

    Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us as we embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world and become the ultimate ShadowHeroes.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

    But that’s not all! Legend has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of angry chickens armed with enchanted swords. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim its treasures.

    And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Herobrine himself, who is said to roam the server causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his powers for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and rise again, obliterating everything that’s not your friend in the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89 Demon Skulls Collected: 41
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • ZaPVP

    ZaPVP

    ZaPVP is a South African PvP practice/FFA/tier list server. We offer so much, such as a great community, effective anti-cheat measures, a supportive staff team, and most of all, the ability to practice PvP on a ZA server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Emeralds Found: 3512 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

    Chick Magnet Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Farms Harvested: 746 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 35

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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