Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • All The Mods 10

    All The Mods 10

    some servers have items bannned but not this one and plus ive changed some of the configs so u start off with 3 homes and theres a shop at spawn its custom

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 6120
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2925 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • BlockParty – Minecraft Server

    BlockParty – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom mods and plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Trade with them at your own risk, because they are known to be ruthless negotiators.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always beware of the llamas. They’re watching.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 97 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP

    Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us as we embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world and become the ultimate ShadowHeroes.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

    But that’s not all! Legend has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of angry chickens armed with enchanted swords. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim its treasures.

    And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Herobrine himself, who is said to roam the server causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his powers for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and rise again, obliterating everything that’s not your friend in the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Dragon Scales Harvested: 391
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • ZaPVP

    ZaPVP

    ZaPVP is a South African PvP practice/FFA/tier list server. We offer so much, such as a great community, effective anti-cheat measures, a supportive staff team, and most of all, the ability to practice PvP on a ZA server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Zombie Dances: 10
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

    Chick Magnet Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

    Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 327 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server

    Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of Noa-senpai holding your hand through every Minecraft adventure? Are you craving a challenge that will make you sweat more than a creeper in a sauna? Then come join our server, where even the chickens have a black belt in karate!

    Our server is so tough, even the diamonds are scared to come out of hiding. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of quests that will make you question your sanity and your ability to survive in a pixelated world.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, run the other way. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens next.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Crops Grown: 9055
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26
    Magic Items Found: 2121 Ores Mined: 4378
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang

    Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Fusion Appreciation Edition! Are you a fan of Dragon Ball? Well, get ready to have your mind blown with our Dragon Ball Superdivers Announced! We’ve got STP medals for purchase (screw Bandai), a Festival of Universes, and even a Future Saga Chapter 2 Announced. And that’s not all – in SDBH News, if you collect all 7 dragon balls in-game and summon Shenron, you’ll pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! Plus, avatars can be Namekians or Fridges (yes, Fridges), and you can equip accessories and level up a skill tree. And get this – if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar. It’s like a Dragon Ball dream come true!

    But wait, there’s more! In Kakarot news, Season 3 of DLC has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II)! And in DB The Breakers, Season 6 just released with an epic lineup of Survivors and Raiders. And don’t forget to check out our XV Booru for all your drawfaggotry needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of fusion, Dragon Ball madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Rest in Peace, Akira Toriyama – we’ll make you proud! Last time on /dbg/: [insert outrageous story here] – don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 30 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

    Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp

    The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of boring old servers, then you’ve come to the right place. Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining diamonds with your trusty pet llama by your side. But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to listen to your favorite tunes while playing, thanks to our Bluetooth-enabled amplifier!

    Imagine seamlessly switching between blasting music through your Bluetooth headset and jamming out on your aux speakers with just the push of a button. And don’t worry about missing that important Zoom meeting or chatting with your friends on MS Teams – our Bluetooth amp device lets you use your headset mic for all your communication needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Towns Built: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Hilo Mexa Minecraft Server

    Hilo Mexa Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Chicano edition server is here to spice things up!

    Join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft, where you’ll encounter taco mobs, piñata loot drops, and even a secret underground salsa dance party.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary El Luchador, a mysterious wrestler who challenges players to epic battles in the ring of fire. Defeat him and you’ll earn the title of Taco Champion and unlimited guacamole for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Chicano edition server today and get ready for a fiesta like no other! ¡Arriba, arriba! ¡Ándale, ándale!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Gods Slained: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • 6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP

    6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we measure success in blocks, not inches! Join us and you’ll be towering over everyone at a whopping 6 feet tall (with the help of some stylish boots, of course). And forget about making 6 figures in the stock market, because here you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time!

    But the real question is, how do you meet girls in a world made of blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is filled with lovely pixelated ladies just waiting to be wooed. Show off your building skills, flex your redstone knowledge, and before you know it, you’ll have a Minecraft girlfriend to call your own.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your way to success (and maybe even love)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Blast Off Minecraft Server

    Blast Off Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild mashup of Minecraft and Bomberman on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! TNT starts raining down from the sky and you have to dodge and weave like a pro Bomberman player to survive. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for epic battles where you can blow up your friends (in-game, of course) and watch as they rage quit in disbelief. But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like TNT Tag where you have to pass the explosive hot potato before it blows up in your face. Trust us, the adrenaline rush is worth it!

    So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this explosive? It’s like a Bomberman fever dream come true!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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