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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is…wait for it…dumpster coins! Yes, you heard that right. We used to be rolling in riches with our fancy gold coins, but now we’re all about dumpster diving for our currency. Who knows what treasures you’ll find in that virtual dumpster?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trash Panda Gang, a group of mischievous raccoons who will stop at nothing to steal your precious dumpster coins. Will you be able to outsmart these furry bandits and protect your riches?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the dumpster diving fun. Who knows, you might just strike it rich…or at least find a moldy sandwich.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Enchantments Applied:	176	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Void Gems Collected:	37
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3151	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	274

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Star Shards Collected:	228
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Divine Spears Created:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Towns Built:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

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SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	131
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Votes:	4985
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9504	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchantments Applied:	83	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Farms Harvested:	163

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	214	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Secret Passages Found:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

pokeleague.net