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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Magic Items Found:	5490	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is…wait for it…dumpster coins! Yes, you heard that right. We used to be rolling in riches with our fancy gold coins, but now we’re all about dumpster diving for our currency. Who knows what treasures you’ll find in that virtual dumpster?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trash Panda Gang, a group of mischievous raccoons who will stop at nothing to steal your precious dumpster coins. Will you be able to outsmart these furry bandits and protect your riches?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the dumpster diving fun. Who knows, you might just strike it rich…or at least find a moldy sandwich.

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Magic Items Found:	2745	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	8

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magic Items Found:	3611

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Farms Harvested:	654	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Towns Built:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1961	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Zombie Dances:	2

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Potions Brewed:	29	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Star Shards Collected:	137	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com