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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Ores Mined:	5158	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Farms Harvested:	263
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is…wait for it…dumpster coins! Yes, you heard that right. We used to be rolling in riches with our fancy gold coins, but now we’re all about dumpster diving for our currency. Who knows what treasures you’ll find in that virtual dumpster?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trash Panda Gang, a group of mischievous raccoons who will stop at nothing to steal your precious dumpster coins. Will you be able to outsmart these furry bandits and protect your riches?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the dumpster diving fun. Who knows, you might just strike it rich…or at least find a moldy sandwich.

SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf4.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

sf4.craftersland.net

Pixelmon Horizon

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	677740
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	414	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

mc.horizongaming.au

TheNodeMC Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mines Excavated:	2729	Emeralds Found:	9366
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

play.thenodemc.com

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

play.mc-ages.com

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	202
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6006	Treasure Maps Found:	12

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

play.sourpvp.net

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchantments Applied:	277
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Dimension Hops:	15	Dragons Tamed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9786	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	151	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3017	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Potions Brewed:	34	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	4110	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Farms Harvested:	616
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	3484	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Emeralds Found:	3195	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com