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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Falling into the Void:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is…wait for it…dumpster coins! Yes, you heard that right. We used to be rolling in riches with our fancy gold coins, but now we’re all about dumpster diving for our currency. Who knows what treasures you’ll find in that virtual dumpster?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trash Panda Gang, a group of mischievous raccoons who will stop at nothing to steal your precious dumpster coins. Will you be able to outsmart these furry bandits and protect your riches?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the dumpster diving fun. Who knows, you might just strike it rich…or at least find a moldy sandwich.

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	205	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Crops Grown:	5132	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3501	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6548

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Votes:	5550	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mines Excavated:	3952	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Crops Grown:	4228

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magic Items Found:	6330	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

top-gaming.org

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ores Mined:	3689
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

vwreloaded.com

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7542
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

mobcraft.org

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8272
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Void Armor Forged:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

play.aztecworld.lat

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

joyncraft.com