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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Towns Built:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is…wait for it…dumpster coins! Yes, you heard that right. We used to be rolling in riches with our fancy gold coins, but now we’re all about dumpster diving for our currency. Who knows what treasures you’ll find in that virtual dumpster?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trash Panda Gang, a group of mischievous raccoons who will stop at nothing to steal your precious dumpster coins. Will you be able to outsmart these furry bandits and protect your riches?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the dumpster diving fun. Who knows, you might just strike it rich…or at least find a moldy sandwich.

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Love Letters Sent:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

cosmosminecraft.net

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7026
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

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Metallic Box

PvP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	149
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

metallicbox.minehut.gg

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5507	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

mondacraft.com

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4641
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crops Grown:	6834

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

play.taverncraft.tk

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Dragon Eggs Found:	4709	Battle Standards Raised:	5

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

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Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4189
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	164	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Star Shards Collected:	275

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OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6509	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

oraclepvp.net:19379

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dimension Hops:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

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Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Animals Bred:	30	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

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SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8380	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

partyrealms.com

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7544
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Mc.DifferentCraft.Net

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

cubiverse.online