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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Emeralds Found:	8429	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

New Minecraft Servers

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Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is…wait for it…dumpster coins! Yes, you heard that right. We used to be rolling in riches with our fancy gold coins, but now we’re all about dumpster diving for our currency. Who knows what treasures you’ll find in that virtual dumpster?

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So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the dumpster diving fun. Who knows, you might just strike it rich…or at least find a moldy sandwich.

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Enchantments Applied:	275	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ores Mined:	4115
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7738
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ores Mined:	4082
Dimension Hops:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mines Excavated:	2170

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Farms Harvested:	868

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9526
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	9

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	207	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7970
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ores Mined:	6380	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Dimension Hops:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Void Gems Collected:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Endless Night Skies:	2

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Enchantments Applied:	237
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Animals Bred:	40	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1156	Endless Night Skies:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593