What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Farms Harvested:	137

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dino Kraft

Survival

Survival Server Looking to Expand! Brand New! Need Builders/Helpers! – New World -Friendly Owner -Fun Plugins! -Open to Suggestions! -1.15

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Libton-Craft

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Douglas Weisgerber

Factions, KitPvP, Survival Games

Acorn is a semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server with no grief, no theft, and pvp only in pvp arenas Players can make their own shop starting day 1 and even set a warp to it. They can also build their own pvp arena. All donator perks can be obtained simply by voting

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GloCraft

Have you been looking for an Australian Server with No Lag, Excellent Permissions and a friendly, highly active community of players? Then GloCommunity is the server for you!

At GloCraft, we strive to have that one thing other servers don’t, which means you’ll have great time! We offer a wide variety of plugins, such as Essentials, LogBlock, SimpleWarnings LWC, Modreq, Chestshops, Worldguard and Worldedit, and an extensive Anti-Grief Experience, along with 10 Ranks that are gained through being active and playing on the server frequently, while not breaking any rules. Because the server is still new, you might have a higher chance of becoming a Moderator, though first you need to prove that you can be trusted, and that you have what it takes to be one!

We now have a website aswell! www.glocraft.net.au Come online for forums, updates and much, much, more!

Don’t be afraid to throw us a diamond!

We now have a rank available to the public that lets you use worldedit!

The server is run by 2 internet friends, and offers great flexibility and an awesome experience!

So COME ON DOWN to GloCommunity. It’s worth it!

Also, on the No Lag! side of things, if you don’t live in Australia, you might get some lag 😛 This is an Australian server, so naturally, Non Australians might experience some lag.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CaveCraft

KitPvP, Survival

Looking for a chill server? Join us! We have survival for now. Working on kit pvp and bedwars! Good Luck!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1533	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Mosaic Republic

The Mosaic Republic (40 slots) is a all round server. This means there are role-play elements, PvP and true survival. A planned feature as well is to add an arena where players can go to the and fight till the death for prizes The server is new, we are building up to have a well established and also having a great time. http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1488153-the-mosaic-republic-pvprpsurvival/

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SMPCraft

Survival, Vanilla

A non-toxic SMP server, building a strong and friendly community! Join the fun today! Have fun, build your town, if griefs. report to a.scended#4623 on discord.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The-10th-Planet

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

We have Towny, SlimeFun, MobArena, PVPArena, CTF, BackPacks, Supertrails, Citizens, DynMap, Ranking system, Artifacts, CraftingStore, JOBS, Daily Bonus, Quests, Economy, MCMMO, LWC, BossShop, PlayerShops, Survival, Fishing Contests, PVP, XPBOOST, and much more. Lag Free.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DualCrafts

Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Minecraft Server is under construction. We hope that you will join our server and our Discord so you can suggest what you want built in the server.

Sincerely The DualCrafts Team

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Surrealcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Website=www.surrealcraft.net

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Villages Defended:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Emeralds Found:	1781

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Void Gems Collected:	16

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!