What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Magmasurge

We are Magmasurge. A Brony / Pony and Bionicle Themed server. We also have worlds for normal miners, Hardcore worlds, a few differently styled creative worlds, a Mata-nui, mob arenas, Economy, and more! Come check us out!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8800	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

efCraftSurvival

PvE, Survival

Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.

Griefing, stealing, PVPing is not allowed.

We will have a Points system, which is run by enjin. Because of this we encourage everyone to register for our enjin site at efcraft.enjin.com

If you cannot register, then ask an admin to add you.

Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RedBladePvP

RedBlade PVP Is an epic factions pvp server! There is MCMmo and combat log! We also have auctions and many more! I can ensure you that this server has lots of potential and we just need players to proove it! JOIN NOW

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Globcraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Globcraft! Towny/Economy We’ve been in Minecraft server hosting longer than most. We like to focus on creating a fun experience for players! We’re constantly improving!

We know what we’re doing! Here at Globcraft, you have a dedicated staff team and a great community. We provide quick updates when new versions of Minecraft come out. Unlike many servers, we’re knowledgeable in managing servers. We’ve been around for over a year and plan to be here plenty longer!

Smooth! We stride to provide a stable, low lag, Minecraft experience. We try to rollout fixes as quickly as possible and extensively test our setup before adding any new features. We want you to have the smoothest experience possible!

Feature packed! We use the popular plugins that you’re familiar with: Towny, McMMO, and so on. We also use some lesser known plugins as well as custom plugins to make for a well-rounded and unique experience! Globcraft has a lively and functional player to player Economy. We’ve also just recently launched an OP Factions server!

Growth! We like growing! Plans are in place to expand to add a Creative Server! There are also plenty of updates to come for the Towny Server! We’re lucky to have such a great community and look forward to seeing it grow.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

instapvp {factions} {pvp}

Welcome to Instapvp,

InstaPVP is a good looking server where the goal is to kill players and raid their bases! Hacking is abolutely “not” allowed!

We have:

Faction’s, Huge Spawn, Drop Party’s on 15+ players, Vote plugin, Donations, InstaSoup, And a lot more, Join today, more then 850 people joined already! Have Fun !

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SORB

Sorb Vanilla : mc.sorbmc.com

No lag, Up 24/7 , Friendly Staff, lots of plugin, Mini Games

Main Has Creative Portal, Grief World Portal, Mini Games Portal.

JOIN SORB FOR AMAZING ADVENTURES.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

2tx

Factions

2tx.org – Factions PvP

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Void Armor Forged:	26	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RAS SkyBlock

The best Spanish-speaking Skyblock server. We also have a Cities at War server and another Survival server. What are you waiting for!!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	76	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AireCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.airecraft.co.uk:25572 Come and join our friendly active community. We host a 24h dedicated server with helpful Admins.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP

Server name: VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP Site do server: http://voidcraft.com.br Forum do server: http://voidcraft.com.br/forum/ Post do server no MCBR: http://www.minecraft…napaintballvip/ Ip: pvp.voidcraft.com.br TS3: ts.voidcraft.com.br Server slots: It has capacity for up to 200 players, but I left it at 100 to optimize the server Media of players on: Morning 50 afternoon 90 to 100 Staff: Always present from 9 am until midnight, there are always directors on! Events: Yes, several rounds of events every 3 hours such as death race, death climb, frog, pvp event, x1, maze, and gladiator every Saturday! VIP system: YES with unattractive VIPs and great benefits REGION: Yes, we have 2 cities, one for members and one for VIPs where they can build houses, shops and clan bases. CLAN: Yes we use simpleclans to manage this.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Zuma | Faction PVP

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Towns Built:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Wive server

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MendozaCraft

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.