What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Mcx.Minecraft-Romania.ro

Creative, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	738	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CakeMine

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Welcome to CakeMine.net! CakeMine is a MiniHub Economy server, featuring Survival, Creative, and Games.

Survival: – EasyPvE – Vanilla terrain, lockette, city plots – HardPvP – Custom terrain & structures, PvP, Hard Mode. Bloodmoon. Death. Want a challenge? You’ve found one.

Creative: – Normal terrain, land claiming

Games: – SkyWars – CreeperArena -MobArena

Thanks for taking a look at CakeMine, and we hope to see you on the server earning some ≈Bacons!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NetRox

Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival Games

SkylivePvP – PvP with Style!

SkylivePvP is a Skypvp server with German/English players! There is an event every day at 8 p.m.! The event is different “every day”. We have a cool SkylivePvP team and have a lot of fun on the server!! If you want, you can join us!

Our IP is: SkylivePvP.tekkit.de

Kein Tekkit Server xD sondern Bukkit!!

We would be happy if you came by! 😀

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Epic Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

An Epic Skyblock server where you and your friends can play skyblock.

Connect with the ip: EpicSB.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Rehab

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Rehab was created in an effort to get back to regular minecraft. No factions, no towns, just plain and simple playing with great people and even better staff.

Although we are not a pure Vanilla Server, our basic and common plug-ins help simplify our world. We allow free range building, and provide excellent care with very trusting staff members who have been involved with each other for over a year. Our community may be very small, but it’s very accepting of players who are looking for a new place to call home.

Our facility is PvE, but we do provide areas for PvP if combat with another player is desired.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	99	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Vanilla Roaming

Survival, Vanilla

No rules, Come roam around and survive

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Engineertroops

Economy, PvE, Survival

Swedish minecraft server, Here we meet and play together and have fun. Guishop where you can buy stuff. You can put stuff up for sale in the auction house. EVERYTHING is logged in the game so if there is someone who doesn’t behave, that person will be banned. The report is sent via HelpOP, should it happen that you also demolish someone’s house to give back, you will also be banned. But of course that won’t happen.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Mineous

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Raiding, Skywars

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Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1369	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Laughcraft

Factions

Laughcraft, A server where you will be pvping to win the parkour, or laughing your head off when u died! We have ingame ranks, that you can purchase with ingame money! Have fun, and as always LAUGH!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VelocityMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to Velocity MC OP Factions! Here we focus on PVP and raiding to keep the fun non-stop! Plenty of kits to keep you going on your battle! We include variety of plugins, including custom, to keep our server extraordinary!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VanillaMC

Vanilla

This is a regular survival server

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Faded Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Faded Skyblock is an economy based Skyblock server! We have many things to do such as Challenges, Mini Games, and to have an awesome Skyblock experience. We have helpful staff and a friendly community. We hope this description of our Skyblock server makes you want to come play with us!

Over 20,000 Unique Players have joined Faded Skyblock!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dovercraft

Survival

Dover craft Friendly towny server

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Vanilla Craft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Pure Vanilla Server for anyone that likes to get back to the basics. We have a good core group of players and we are looking for more! Admins have the tools they need to get rid of hackers and players who do not abide by the Rules of Vanilla Craft.

If you need to contact us feel free to email us at: [email protected]

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	276	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JurassicCraft TheFreezeSurvival

Factions, PvP, Survival

Welcome! This is a new survival JurassicCraft Server! you can only play on the server if you got the JurassicCraft modpack!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!