What The Fuck Minecraft SMP

anger, Community, Dev, disbelief, emotions, Frustration, fuck, Investments, Losses, marketcap, memecoin, Minecraft, missed opportunities, regret, rug, shock, smp

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Towns Built:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Players Killed by Monsters:	9931

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of missing out on huge opportunities like selling CHEESE at a loss on a memecoin marketcap? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from financial ruin! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where even the most outrageous decisions can lead to success. Who knows, you might even find yourself going from 1m marketcap to 11M in less than a week! So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP and make some epic memories that will leave you saying, “HOW THE F**K IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!”

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dimension Hops:	1

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5244
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Falling into the Void:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	18	Endless Night Skies:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Void Armor Forged:	26	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Potions Brewed:	107
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Love Letters Sent:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	394
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4174
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1255	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Animals Bred:	120
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5074	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

play.yomnetwork.ca