What The Fuck Minecraft SMP

anger, Community, Dev, disbelief, emotions, Frustration, fuck, Investments, Losses, marketcap, memecoin, Minecraft, missed opportunities, regret, rug, shock, smp

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1568
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of missing out on huge opportunities like selling CHEESE at a loss on a memecoin marketcap? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from financial ruin! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where even the most outrageous decisions can lead to success. Who knows, you might even find yourself going from 1m marketcap to 11M in less than a week! So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP and make some epic memories that will leave you saying, “HOW THE F**K IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!”

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

minecraft.2players1game.com

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

51.222.255.222:27000

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Farms Harvested:	509	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

66.70.237.153:25594

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Emeralds Found:	622	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Zombie Dances:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4696
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	142	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	5588
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	3

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

play.synthcraft.eu

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Star Shards Collected:	112	Falling into the Void:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2287
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4159
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Emeralds Found:	9460
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dimension Hops:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8603
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	149	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net