What The Fuck Minecraft SMP

anger, Community, Dev, disbelief, emotions, Frustration, fuck, Investments, Losses, marketcap, memecoin, Minecraft, missed opportunities, regret, rug, shock, smp

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of missing out on huge opportunities like selling CHEESE at a loss on a memecoin marketcap? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from financial ruin! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where even the most outrageous decisions can lead to success. Who knows, you might even find yourself going from 1m marketcap to 11M in less than a week! So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP and make some epic memories that will leave you saying, “HOW THE F**K IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!”

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

play.vexalmc.co

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11
Dimension Hops:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	53	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

transcendence.dedimc.io

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2902	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

play.ohanacraft.us

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7148
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

play.glitchnet.win

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

nztech.jogar.io

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Dimension Hops:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

mc.renderite.xyz

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Chimeras Created:	1

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

mc.projectnewtomorrow.org

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	310
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Emeralds Found:	2225	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

billionaire.city

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

51.83.236.62:25655

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Crops Grown:	6719	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

play.comfymc.net

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ores Mined:	1175
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

173.214.175.34

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	367
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

mc.spinalcraft.com

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

mc.keinett.us

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Love Letters Sent:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

mc.faizsmp.my.id:5006

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6899
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

play.arbormc.co