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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt huts and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on the backs of creepers. You try to run away, but then you stumble upon a hidden underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing to the beat of a skeleton DJ. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you find yourself in a heated battle with a giant chicken that’s armed with a diamond sword!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Butt-Kicking Llama Army, a group of fearless llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Join them in epic llama battles against rival factions and watch as they spit in the faces of their enemies (literally)!

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our insane SMP and prepare for a wild ride. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the derp be with you!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Void Armor Forged:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Potions Brewed:	146
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Magic Items Found:	1628	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Obsidian Gang is a Survival PVP Towny / Nations server focused on creating towns, nations, lore, and light roleplay. Features: – Custom biomes and world generation for all vanilla dimensions – Proximity voice chat – Custom music – Special weapons and enemies – Quests & NPCs – Towns, Nations, and Wars – Cosmetics & Emotes – Freedom of speech – Creative plots – Bounty hunting – Co-op and PVP Events

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3838	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ores Mined:	2667
Players Killed by Monsters:	6468	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	181	Villages Defended:	14
Farms Harvested:	515	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CladeCraft is a fun and unique server with Towny, OneBlock, KitPvP, and Minigames! Just updated to 1.20! The server is running 1.20.1, but you can play on 1.9-1.20! We are also Java-Bedrock Compatible! We have many fun and useful plugins and features that work together to make an amazing Towny experience! Create towns and powerful nations, make allies and enemies, participate in wars and sieges! > NEW 1.20.1 World to Explore > Dynmap online World Map > Nations, War, & Geopolitics > Java-Bedrock crossplay > Custom Dungeons and Bosses > Quests > Custom Gear and Items > PvP Events and Minigames > No Pay to Win! The server just updated to 1.20, so come join us! IP: CladeCraft.us.to – Bedrock Port: 19999

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	282	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!