What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

Absurdity, BIZARRE, confusion, deep thoughts, disbelief, Enigma, existential crisis, fuck, immovable object, incomprehension, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Paradox, perplexing, philosophical musings, puzzling, questioning reality, smp, strange, surreal, Talking, unstoppable force

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	862054	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	917
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magic Items Found:	3249	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	221	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Animals Bred:	192	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2173	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!