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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Magic Items Found:	5741	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Crops Grown:	7964
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	New Chunks Explored:	219768
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Animals Bred:	52
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	9789	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	170	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mines Excavated:	3819
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!