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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Libton-Craft

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Douglas Weisgerber

Factions, KitPvP, Survival Games

Acorn is a semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server with no grief, no theft, and pvp only in pvp arenas Players can make their own shop starting day 1 and even set a warp to it. They can also build their own pvp arena. All donator perks can be obtained simply by voting

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GloCraft

Have you been looking for an Australian Server with No Lag, Excellent Permissions and a friendly, highly active community of players? Then GloCommunity is the server for you!

At GloCraft, we strive to have that one thing other servers don’t, which means you’ll have great time! We offer a wide variety of plugins, such as Essentials, LogBlock, SimpleWarnings LWC, Modreq, Chestshops, Worldguard and Worldedit, and an extensive Anti-Grief Experience, along with 10 Ranks that are gained through being active and playing on the server frequently, while not breaking any rules. Because the server is still new, you might have a higher chance of becoming a Moderator, though first you need to prove that you can be trusted, and that you have what it takes to be one!

We now have a website aswell! www.glocraft.net.au Come online for forums, updates and much, much, more!

Don’t be afraid to throw us a diamond!

We now have a rank available to the public that lets you use worldedit!

The server is run by 2 internet friends, and offers great flexibility and an awesome experience!

So COME ON DOWN to GloCommunity. It’s worth it!

Also, on the No Lag! side of things, if you don’t live in Australia, you might get some lag 😛 This is an Australian server, so naturally, Non Australians might experience some lag.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CaveCraft

KitPvP, Survival

Looking for a chill server? Join us! We have survival for now. Working on kit pvp and bedwars! Good Luck!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mosaic Republic

The Mosaic Republic (40 slots) is a all round server. This means there are role-play elements, PvP and true survival. A planned feature as well is to add an arena where players can go to the and fight till the death for prizes The server is new, we are building up to have a well established and also having a great time. http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1488153-the-mosaic-republic-pvprpsurvival/

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SMPCraft

Survival, Vanilla

A non-toxic SMP server, building a strong and friendly community! Join the fun today! Have fun, build your town, if griefs. report to a.scended#4623 on discord.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The-10th-Planet

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

We have Towny, SlimeFun, MobArena, PVPArena, CTF, BackPacks, Supertrails, Citizens, DynMap, Ranking system, Artifacts, CraftingStore, JOBS, Daily Bonus, Quests, Economy, MCMMO, LWC, BossShop, PlayerShops, Survival, Fishing Contests, PVP, XPBOOST, and much more. Lag Free.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Animals Bred:	170
Towns Built:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DualCrafts

Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Minecraft Server is under construction. We hope that you will join our server and our Discord so you can suggest what you want built in the server.

Sincerely The DualCrafts Team

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Surrealcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Website=www.surrealcraft.net

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.