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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

UltParkour

Factions

Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Goldencreeper

Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MinecraftZocker

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Craft Or Die

Anarchy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla survival server with a minimal amount of rules. This server will always be up to date and kept at the latest stable snapshot.

RULES: Don’t be a d#ck.

No Spamming or advertisement in chat.

No using hack clients (this is a survival server so don’t be a wuss).

No X-ray (to a point, we are pretty lax about this one).

If you have any questions feel free to ask in the chat, there should usually be someone online to help out or feel free to join the server’s discord server https://discord.gg/z9P8vD

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Kfperin’s SMP Server

Come play at an amazing server. Everyone here is mature, responsible, helpful, and respectful. The staff and players are always helping each other out and building together. The server is focused on building towns together, but players may build outside the towns if they choose to. If your looking for a good server to play on, give us a try and I know you’ll want to stay.

The server stands as a symbol, that we may be public and still maintain a great server. We have a great community formed and are very welcoming to new members. You won’t find much successful public servers out there like ours. Give us a try.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

GCJE

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A PURE Survival and PVP Server! Events happen and more! Having trouble? Go contact our discord! 12h services each day. {[MCPE Server coming soon…! ]}

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Limegaming

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

villecraft

Creative, KitPvP, Survival

welcome to play the server’s ip is villecraft.serv.nu we are waiting for you to visit the server as soon as possible!!!!!!! and it would be nice if you stayed to play on the server for a longer time 🙂 tialktaa ville11 on youtube

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	2174	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

minecraft the Walls

Welcome to MineCraft The Walls!

We are the Official Minecraft The Walls style Servers. This is a game where you start off in 1 of 4 sectors with a team, you have 15 minutes to build an awesome fort, once the timer ends, the walls are dropped and its an awesome team based battle. Are you good enough for Minecraft The Walls ? Only one way to find out

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HexicHomie

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Prison, PvP

hexic priion is a fasst growing og prisen sence 2014 and was once one of thre largest growin prisen in mincraftk logan Fortnite is the best a plz add my epic games it is lilhustle26 and i have 1000 solo 250 duo and 0 squad i need a duo partner

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Sketchmine!

This is a very good server looking for staff and its a pvp survivval server with loads of plugins is also cracked 😀 24/7

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CDLServer

Survival

welcome to the CDL server! its the best server join now at CDLServer.aternos.me its survival!!! ENJOY

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.