| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
1.21.1 Factions, McMMO, SMP 24/7! Hello, my name is GooneyGoblin. I’m a twitch streamer and I decided to make a minecraft server to pass the time. I’m dedicating myself to this server and making sure it’s a reliable place for people to come and always play. Please help me grow by supporting me and playing on my server! Thank you!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 90 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the legendary bacon armor, and build your very own rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us at our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 86 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 4138 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of foot fetishists who are trying to recruit new members through the power of Minecraft. Will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre conspiracy or will you just focus on building the best toe-themed castle you can imagine?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and show off those feet soles like never before! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a foot fetish revolution in the world of blocky adventures.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
🛣️ Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away on your land when suddenly, a developer goes bust and new neighbors start popping up left and right. One day, a guy shows up on your land asking to build a road on the border – but wait, there’s a twist! The neighbor next to you only wants to pay for half of it because he’s only using half of the road. 🤯
💸 Things get heated as costs are divided, emails are exchanged, and accusations of selfishness fly left and right. Who will end up footing the bill for this epic road construction saga? Will friendships be destroyed over a Minecraft road? Only time will tell on our server!
🤪 So come join us for the most outrageous neighborly disputes and road-building shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now and witness the chaos firsthand! 😂🏗️🤝
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Our server is home to a community of players who have all found their purpose in life through the magical world of Minecraft. From building epic castles to creating intricate redstone contraptions, there’s no limit to what you can achieve here.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has taken up residence in our world, and only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Will you rise to the challenge and become a hero, or will you cower in fear like a noob?
So come join us and discover your true purpose in life – because let’s face it, mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle is way more fulfilling than any job or relationship could ever be!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 195 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
join this server if u wanna see the crazy soap opera unfold between the microbes. will they form alliances or go to war over territory? who knows, man. it’s like a tiny version of game of thrones, but with bacteria.
plus, the dissolved organic matter components are always throwing wild parties in the waterways. u never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. maybe they’ll start a band or open a food truck. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on this server.
so come on down and join the fun! see how ur building choices affect the microbial community. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, dude.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Enjoy an enhanced survival experience with custom structures, skyblock, and a true survival experience with the latest Minecraft updates! Not pay to win
Skyblock Features: – Minions – Spawners – Island rankups
Survival Features: – Custom Structures – Server Shop – Custom Player Warps
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us for non-stop action, insane adventures, and a community like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll be faced with insane challenges and choices that will test your creativity and decision-making skills like never before.
Ever wanted to ride a dragon while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Create your own storylines and interact with other players in ways you never thought possible.
Join us now and be a part of the most unpredictable and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Just remember, postnumbers aren’t for rolling dice, so leave your fate up to something more random, like a chicken laying eggs or a creeper exploding nearby. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Imagine a world where you can freelance as a block builder, live a minimalistic lifestyle, and never have to worry about nosy relatives invading your space. On our server, you can create your own retreat and unwind in peace without anyone accusing you of being selfish or unsupportive.
Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream house, explore new worlds, and escape from the chaos of real life. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with entitled sisters trying to throw parties in your virtual space.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to family drama once and for all!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is filled with magical creatures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the comfiest virtual homes you’ll ever see. Picture this: a house made entirely out of diamond blocks with a bed that massages your back as you sleep. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it’s not!
So come on down to our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few flying pigs). Join now for a truly unique and cozy gaming experience!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs, which you can use to buy enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows and unicorns at your enemies.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 92 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 115 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
we promise no explosions here, just good ol’ fashioned fun and chaos. build your own crazy creations, battle it out with other players, and maybe even find some hidden treasures along the way.
who needs real life drama when you can escape to our virtual world of madness and mayhem? join now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 229 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
