| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 27 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Server Features | Old school MCMMO |
|---|---|
| Discord | Join our Discord |
| IP | play.murkpvp.com |
| Normal Minecraft World | Classic survival gameplay |
|---|---|
| RPG World | Explore quests, custom classes, and dungeons |
If you enjoy being a staff member, we are looking for individuals to join our team and contribute to the server.
You can join the server by using the IP address play.murkpvp.com
The server runs on the latest stable version of Minecraft.
Yes, it is completely free to join and play on the server.
If you are interested in becoming a staff member, please reach out to the server owner on Discord for more information.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Farms Harvested: | 373 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are just looking for some new friends to play with. They’ll even help you mine for resources and protect you from any pesky skeletons or zombies that try to ruin your day.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns and explore the vast lands of our server in style. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Need a break from building? Share your best and most perverted stories with us. From good times to bad times, degenerate escapades to cuckhold adventures, and even tales of virtual prostitution – we want to hear it all!
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces the wild and wacky side of Minecraft like we do? Plus, who doesn’t love a little scandal and drama to spice up their gaming experience?
Come on in and let your imagination run wild (just maybe keep it PG-13 for the kiddos). Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the creativity of our players.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
On our server, you can build a virtual restaurant where you never have to worry about someone getting mad at you for not being hungry at 11:30 pm. You can create a menu with endless options and never have to hear the words “I don’t care, you choose” again!
Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of food-related arguments and will support you in your quest for a drama-free dining experience. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to mealtime meltdowns!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 183 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
◆ CloudVanilla.net [1.17+] is the best server for both Survival and PvP.
The server is online 24/7 and has features to make your life easier, such as better Piglin trades, custom Ghast drops and player-run economy using Netherite Ingots.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 530 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Looking for a laid-back community to play Minecraft? Our SMP server is almost fully vanilla with a few mods for lag reduction and quality of life improvements. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord server!
| Rule | Description |
|---|---|
| No Bullying | Treat all players with respect and kindness. |
| Respect Boundaries | Respect other players’ wishes. |
| No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission | Stealing, griefing, or PvP without consent is prohibited. |
| No Nether Roof Travel | Travel only underneath the nether roof. |
| Type | Mod | Description |
|---|---|---|
| Server Side | Sodium | Lag reduction |
| Server Side | Lithium | Lag reduction |
| Server Side | Ledger | Grief protection |
| Server Side | Leaves Us In Peace | Faster leaf decay |
| Server and Client Side | Simple Voice Chat | Optional proximity chat |
| Server and Client Side | Universal Graves | Makes graves instead of dropping items |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Read the rules, fill out the entry form, and join the Discord server. |
| Can I grief or steal from other players? | No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited. |
| Are there any restrictions on traveling in the Nether? | Players are advised to travel only underneath the Nether roof. |
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?
Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 113 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.
2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.
3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.
4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 91 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.
But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Void Gems Collected: | 37 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?
So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 3990 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 28 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.
But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
