Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 125 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2425 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! Picture this: a server where the mobs have all formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Creepers are on strike, skeletons are picketing, and zombies are protesting for better brain lunches. It’s chaos, I tell you!
But that’s not all – the server owner is a mad scientist who has created a potion that turns players into chickens every full moon. It’s clucking madness! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where Endermen bust out their best dance moves.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and chaotic, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.
