WhaleCraft: RIP Hvaldimir

Animal Behavior, marine life, found dead, Hvaldimir, mysterious circumstances

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have a russian spy whale named hvaldimir as our mascot! sadly, he was found dead under mysterious circumstances, but don’t worry, we have plenty of other crazy animals to keep you entertained!

want to ride a giant flying squid? we got it! how about battling a dragon made out of cheese? yep, we have that too!

our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you laughing for hours on end. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the madness!

RoughCraftChildhood

emotional scars, neglect, healing from childhood trauma, signs of abuse, broken home

If they didn’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a virtual therapy session but with creepers and diamond swords. We have a secret underground base where we hold group hugs and share our deepest childhood traumas while building pixelated castles. Trust us, after spending a day on our server, you’ll forget all about your rough childhood and start worrying about how to fend off a zombie apocalypse with a fishing rod. So join us now and let’s heal those childhood wounds one block at a time!

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DriveCraft Emotion Detector

aggressive driving, Body language, facial expressions, detector, human emotions

join our epic minecraft server where we can read human emotions quicker by how people drive in the game than by their expressions in real life. it’s like a virtual psychoanalysis session every time you log on.

we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. they trade in diamonds and emeralds and have their own llama mafia that enforces the rules.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. but be careful, it’s guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who are surprisingly good at math.

our server is also home to the world’s tallest tower made entirely out of dirt blocks. it’s a marvel of engineering and a testament to the dedication of our players. climb to the top and you’ll be rewarded with a view of the entire server, complete with flying pigs and dancing creepers.

so come join us on our minecraft server for a wild ride full of surprises, llamas, and diamond chickens. who needs therapy when you have virtual worlds to explore?

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Hippo Snooze Sync

circadian rhythm, hippocampal activity, brain waves, orchestration, synchronization

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where ur breathin actually helps u sleep better in the game? well, this server is the place for u! our magical hippopotamus (hippocampus) will synchronize with ur sleep oscillations and make u feel like ur dreamin while ur playin! join now for the ultimate sleepin and craftin experience!

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Dreamscape Realms 1.20.3

minority groups, Realms, workplace discrimination, white men, social justice

Bruh, forget about all that boring stuff! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual doctor! You can cure pixelated zombies with your magical healing powers and build hospitals out of blocks! Who needs real life when you can save lives in the virtual world? Plus, we have a secret lab where you can create potions that make you fly like a majestic unicorn! Don’t miss out on this wacky adventure, join now and let your inner mad scientist run wild!

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The Caring Crafter Minecraft SMP

smp, Discords, booru, sharing, Earned Orgasms Program

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just out for themselves? Well, look no further than our server, where we have a strict sharing/caring policy!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Our AI guides will blow your mind with their unlimited gens, and our BLACKED Modding will take your gameplay to a whole new level.

But that’s not all! We also offer official BLACKED clothing for your in-game character, a BNWO dictionary for all your roleplaying needs, and even a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms program that will leave you speechless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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WhaleCraft: RIP Hvaldimir

RoughCraftChildhood

DriveCraft Emotion Detector

Hippo Snooze Sync

Dreamscape Realms 1.20.3

The Caring Crafter Minecraft SMP