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| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 193 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ve ever seen. From rainbow unicorns to flying pigs, you never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built mini-games – they’re so insane, they’ll have you questioning your sanity in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because this is one wild ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 17 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3727 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, taking down goat herders left and right with your epic moves. Show them who’s boss and watch as they bow down to your greatness.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it will make all your friends jealous. Hunt it down and claim its riches for yourself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft glory. Just remember, goat herders beware – you’re about to get owned!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 76 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 287 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that the Zog Princess herself will reward the bravest players with enchanted weapons and armor that will make you unstoppable in battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and help us defeat the incel drones once and for all! Who knew saving the world could be so much fun?
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 107 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden secrets and mysteries that will make your head spin faster than a slime in a tornado. From uncovering ancient ruins to battling dragons with magical powers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why join our server? Because where else can you build a house with a sentient AI maid who cooks you virtual meals while you fight off hordes of pixelated monsters? Only on our server, of course! Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2775 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where you can let your imagination run wild and create your own unique experiences. Build your own virtual world where you can explore sex and sexuality in a safe and supportive environment.
Forget about the pressures of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Who needs porn when you have the power to create your own fantasies right at your fingertips?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start your journey towards a more authentic and fulfilling exploration of sex and sexuality. Let’s break free from the chains of porn and embrace a new era of discovery and self-expression!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 197 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us on a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off. Our server is run by a group of wacky NPCs who will guide you through ridiculous quests like hunting down a rare chicken that lays golden eggs or rescuing a group of lost llamas who have formed a boy band.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bulma, a sassy and stylish llama who has a penchant for throwing the most extravagant parties in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can impress Bulma with your dance moves, she’ll grant you three wishes – no joke!
So what are you waiting for? Join “Bulma my beloved” today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 3081 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us and learn all about the geopolitical landscape of Minecraft, from Russia’s shady dealings with Iran to Trump’s questionable alliances with skeletons (they do have bones, after all). Our 200-level lectures will have you laughing, learning, and questioning everything you thought you knew about blocky politics.
So why wait? Join our server today and become a Minecraft master while also becoming a master of international relations. Who knew virtual mining could be so educational and entertaining?
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But wait, there’s more! Our latest song will have you bopping along as you mine and craft your way through our server. And don’t forget to tune in to Holodex Radio for all the latest tunes to keep you entertained while you build your virtual empire.
Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Why not check out our exclusive merch, available for a limited time only. And if you’re feeling extra fancy, join us for the Tokino Sora 6th Anniversary Party – it’s going to be lit!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even run into Watanuki-san or get a group cover of your favorite song. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us for epic battles where you’ll have to rely on your wits and quick reflexes to survive. Imagine the adrenaline rush of facing off against a horde of zombies or a pesky creeper without being able to heal – talk about a real challenge!
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of hidden treasures and secret weapons scattered throughout the server to help you on your quest for glory. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a magical potion that grants you invincibility for a limited time!
So if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills to the limit and have a blast while doing it, then come join us on our server. Just remember, no healing allowed – it’s all about the thrill of the fight!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs descends from the sky, raining bacon upon you. Or how about the time when a group of zombie villagers started a flash mob dance party in the town square?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll grant you three wishes.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8398 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality. Want to ride a pig into battle? Done. Want to build a house out of diamonds? Easy peasy. Want to challenge a creeper to a dance-off? Well, we can’t promise that, but hey, anything is possible on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events where you can win virtual prizes that will make your friends jealous. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, maybe stick to farming).
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 296 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
