Welcome to The Crib – where even your virtual blocky house has a better mortgage rate than your real one! 🏠🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to Latest

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock Edition.
What type of gameplay does the server offer?	The server offers Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy modes.
Is there a Discord server for TheCrib?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/thecribmc
Are there any version restrictions for Java players?	No, the server supports Java versions from 1.7 to the latest release.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Star Shards Collected:	86
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	1570	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	222	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Buildings Constructed:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	201	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mines Excavated:	1545
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Items Found:	3460	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	New Chunks Explored:	725458
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Enchantments Applied:	79	Dragon Eggs Found:	5899
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ores Mined:	4916	Astral Projections Made:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	11

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2350	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	840	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

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