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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 1635 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Buildings Constructed: | 35 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 96 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Crops Grown: | 4006 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!