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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 2936 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 106 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3771 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!