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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 1308 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4186 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 140 | New Chunks Explored: | 748062 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!