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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 4202 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 960195 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!