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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 3326 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!