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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 7870 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!