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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 2143 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 702571 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!