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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 6034 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 495 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Votes: | 5029 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Potions Brewed: | 71 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!