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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 456 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Void Gems Collected: | 11 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!