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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 8319 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!