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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 1220 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 2013 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 182 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!