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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 6314 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 114 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 30 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!